Let’s put the weirdo with the cat in charge of Discipline!
Expedia?! Yeesh—who still uses that??
This Sums Up the Current Situation With Justin Bieber
1. How come they didn’t use any muggle inventions to inform their magic inventions?
2. Why wouldn’t everyone get a magic portrait of themselves and essentially live forever?
3. Why would J.K. Rowling even include the time-turner?
4. So, was Hagrid’s dad just a pervert or what?
5. If Fred and George had the Marauder’s Map during the events of the Chamber of Secrets, why didn’t they use it to help figure out who was opening the chamber?
6. Why would Hogwarts have students ride to the castle on animals they could only see if they’d seen death?
7. Why does Malfoy try to befriend Harry when they first meet?
8. Why aren’t they more careful what they teach Slytherin kids?
Finish reading 12 Things That Still Bother Me About Harry Potter
39 Just… Unfortunate Names [Click to finish me off]
Say my name, say my name. / When no one is around you, / I will go to the government / and legally change my name.
25 Words The Internet Has Rendered Meaningless [Click to finish me off]
Which word(s) do you think have been destroyed most by the Internet?
well this escalated moderately paced